E-mail I received last night from a member of match.com. For the moron’s safety I won’t reveal his match name but it does include the word “inmate” which already screams classy.

“I LOVE dogs too, they are yummy, really good with ginger and soy sauce! Sorry, bad joke, not all Chinese eat dogs, I actually prefer veggies. Not all Chinese good at math too, I got a F+ in math in high school and I was happy I got a +. So what are you up to this memorial day weekend?”

Sounds like a catch right? I mean he did get that + on his failing math grade in high school. What more does a gal want?