As you know from a past post I decided to quite Chemistry.com. If you read this blog at all the reasons should be obvious. I still have a few days left on my membership, so I decided to throw caution to the wind and just hit “I’m Interested” on every single person the magic web site matched me up with. Horrible spelling errors … go ahead. Unnatural connection to your mother … no problem, please continue. Lack of job, live with family, 10 roommates, 55 years old … whatever. Then I came across a photo that was so jarring I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t press the promised button. This guy wasn’t horrible looking but he was creeping me out. He looked like Ernie (as in Bert and) on cocaine and was staring into my soul. Even for fun I couldn’t hit the “I’m Interested” button. I’m sorry Ernie. I just couldn’t do it.