Recent headlines like these:

• Texting moviegoer fatally shot by angry patron
• Police: Pennsylvania road-rage killer may strike again
• Angry driver strikes car in drive-through
• Belgrade man in custody after machete attack over soda

Just make me more certain that my road rage and inability to sensor myself around stupidity will be my demise.  That or I’ll die of natural causes and when my body is found dogs would be snacking on my face.