I’ve been so bored by emailing via match.com and other such dating sites lately.  Snooze fest.  I realized today that my email responses have become nothing more than random train of thoughts.  Practically as interesting as reading a grocery list.

I just responded to an email from a guy saying I had read about the gentleman who at 25,000 (or something like that) Big Macs and I’m sorry, but that is all I can think of right now.  How super delicious a Big Mac washed down with a good cabernet would be.

So really putting less than zero effort into the entire thing.  I’m sure they read it and say “What the h e double hockey sticks is wrong with this chick???” as they casually but firmly hit the delete button.

I don’t come off well on email, or in person, if I’m bored.  Really you don’t want to make me bored.  Much like you don’t want to make the Hulk angry.  It doesn’t turn out well for anyone involved.

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