Please enjoy the fabulously freaky email I received from a socially inept match.com guy:
You may know me, but I know you. When you were younger you were different from the others around you. You were observant. You’d silently take in a situation and notice things about the people in your presence. Your intuition is strong. You are very caring and honest, sometimes even too much so, but you have great difficulty in letting anybody get to know you. When you finally do let somebody in, you keep him or her close to you for a long time. In fact, there’s someone close to you that you’re really worried about right now. But the best thing to do is to keep being a positive force in that person’s life. Sometimes you’re over analytic, but it’s better to try to live spontaneously. You have a scar on your left knee. Your eyes are very magical, very mystical, very psychic. So how do you see your future?
Enjoy my response:
So with that creepy email are you just betting on the fact that the gal in question has a scar on her knee? I mean it is probably a good chance so it has to work at least 10% of the time. I bet you can knock out those emails pretty quickly making that a good enough turn around to make you think that odd way of connecting works. Luckily I am “different than the others around me” and just see it for what it is … freaky. Stop it before someone “reports a concern” (aka you) to match.com.
Martha Rich said:
WHAAAAA!!! I havs a scar on ma knee!!! Howdja know? And dang my eyes sure is magical! You be my soulmate fer shure