From a profile of someone who “winked” at me …

“About him & Who he’s looking for

I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother?

I am looking for a woman who has her stuff in order. Your confidence shines throughout your beauty. Your place is clean most of the time and you enjoy cooking at least twice per week. I cook the other 3 days and we can eat out the remaining 2.

If you still talk to your ex boyfriend, that is a sign of weakness, and you haven’t moved on yet. Your friends are important to you. Usually, there is one friend that always needs an advice or an extra hand. I know you will be there. I admire that. I will make you stronger, and I will discover new things in you what no one has yet.

A woman with good credit and not too much debt is a plus. Let me surprise you in our first date.”

Is it just me or does this seem oddly specific?