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I haven’t shared any Match.com profiles lately.  Honestly I haven’t paid very much attention but I thought I’d share this one.  This “gentleman” broke 5 of my Match.com rules:

* Pictures of himself shirtless.  In fact 5 out of 10 of his pictures required him to take his shirt off.

* Profile written in all caps.  Who, at this point, doesn’t know that all caps via the computer = yelling.  Who knows.  Maybe he really is yelling his profile.  Maybe he feels that you are so mesmerized by his abs that you he needs to yell to be heard.

* Inability to use spell check.   I can’t spell, so usually can’t pick on people for misspelled words.  BUT in this case I think I can.

* Use of any kind of emoticon.

* Excessive use of punctuation.  It’s annoying.

His profile –

“About him & Who he’s looking for

WOW!!! IF I SAY EVERYTHING ABOUT ME HERE THAN…? WHAT WILL BE THE SURPRISE!?!?!? HOWEVER I’M LOOKING FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO ENJOY LIFE! POLYTE AND EDUCATED BUT WITH A SOLAR SPIRIT TO SHOW HAPPYNESS!I LIKE TO PLAY MANY SPORTS… AND I LIKE VERY MUCH SALSA! WHOT ABOUT YOU? ;)”
Seriously … what is a “solar spirit?”
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