I’ve been making my bed for years. Weekly I suck it up and strip down the dog hair covered linens and replace them with crispy clean new ones. For my entire life I’ve put pillow cases on one way. I grabbed the end with my teeth (some folks put them under their chin but I wasn’t one of them) and then forced the pillow into the sack and then violently shook it with all my might. It didn’t work well and I nearly gagged each time I did it. Still I stubbernoly continued doing that specific chore that way for years. That was until I figured there had to be a better way. A way that took less time and didn’t cause me to want to throw up. Logically I knew there was no way every maid on the planet was making beds this way. It was just too horrific. I Googled other ways to do it and although they seemed super simple I couldn’t figure it out. I used what I could from the tutorials and put together a signature move. The Wendy Lobster Shimmy. It is the best way to make naked pillows less naked! (I realize people have been probably been using this method for years but I don’t care … it’s mine). Here is what you do:
* Grab your pillow case and turn it inside out.
* Push your hands in and grab the two end corners from the inside. Making lobster claws.
* Use your lobster hands to grab two corners of your pillow
* Flip the pillow case over.
* Shimmy it down!
Ta Da! Confused. No worries I made a tutorial video for you. I look horrible in it so you are lucky I’m sharing it with you. After watching it I thought about putting on make-up and shading, getting better light, finding a better location, and locking away the dogs. All that seemed like a lot of work and I had already tried two takes so I wasn’t doing it again. Please pretend I did …
Didn’t teach you much did it? No worries here is take two (proof I need a professional make-up artist/team … and yes Asscher is humping me … she was excited by the entire production).
Robyn :) said:
Wow, that is brilliant!! I just shove the pillow inside and shake it a bit.
Honorai Franklin said:
Wendy!! You are hilarious!!! Thanks for the new “Wendy Lobster Shimmy” technique!!!!
No problem! I am going to go use it in a second!