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I’ve had a headache for over a week and pain when I breathe. I’m pretty confident I have a collapsed lung and a brain tumor. I suppose I should go see a doctor but that is so painfully boring so instead I’ll write this blog post!
You are used to me telling you about people who annoy me so I thought I’d give you a few recent examples of people being adorable. When I say “people” I mean celebrities because they are all that really matters.
* Adam Lambert on Ellen – I don’t usually watch Ellen and I don’t watch American Idol so I was in for quite a surprise when I turned on the TV and happened to run across Mr. Lambert guest DJing on Ellen. Honestly short of screaming his song “Whataya Want From Me” while driving (it’s a great song to sing/scream along to) I don’t really know Adam Lambert’s music but that’s ok. Between his daytime talk DJing and that song he gets my “Cute as a Button” award. Just watch this clip of him on Ellen and you will know why. Isn’t he just sweet and adorable? Super heart him.
* Drake on SNL – Much like Mr. Lambert I’m not really familiar with Drake’s music and I’ve all but given up on SNL. I still record it but then usually fast forward through about 80% of it. Not the night Drake hosted. I was hooked after his monologue. Give it a view … isn’t he just adorable? He easily outshined most SNL hosts skit after skit. Watch out LL Cool J, Drake may be my new favorite acting rapper (just kidding LL … you will always be my number one).
* Pharrell Williams – I can think of two songs that Pharrell sings on but whenever I see his name come up on my iTunes I’m all in. Reason number one is that he is adorable. First of all his is hilarious in the Blurred Lines video. I’m talking the dirty nudie video not the “safe for YOUTUBE” version. Robin Thicke is so creepy you want to go take a Silkwood shower just from watching him. TI makes you which that chastity belts (with a really strong lock) were back in fashion. Pharrell you want to cuddle and cover in kisses. It’s like no one told him the idea behind the video before he showed up (essentially naked women walking around fully dressed singers) then they called action and he just lost his mind and can’t stop thinking “LOOK BOOBIES!!!” Only Pharrell can look cute in a snappy happy rape song video. Sure Pharrell wore a ridiculous hat to the Grammys. Apparently it was an homage to some old school hip hop video. I don’t care what it is. I think he pulled it off and I love him more for it.
* Vin Diesel – Oh you know I love Vin! Love love love love love love Vin. Remember when Riddick came out and I was all a flutter? Well apparently Riddick hit number one on the EVD charts. I don’t know what that is but I agree it deserves a celebration. A celebration in the form of a Vin dance! I mean please … be cuter … Riddick 4 Ever!