Crafts, Wine & Friends

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photo 1 (16)One of the reasons I like making crafts and such is because I always feel so proud of myself when I’m finished.  I can stand back and say, “I DID THAT!”  I wanted my friends to have the opportunity to feel that way so I thought I’d invite them over to make their own 10 minute runner.  It just seemed natural to add wine to the mix.  This last Saturday my tiny house was full of crafty friends.  My dining room (which is tiny) became the sewing and gossip room.  The kitchen (also quit small) was the food and wine hook up.  My back entry photo (15)mud room (not really even a room) area housed the iron board and iron.  Finally my office (not a bad size) served as the cutting room.  It was like our own little factory.  Really boozy factory!  It was a lot of fun.

I’ve blogged about the 10 minute runner in the past (actually twice – here and here) so won’t make you read through all that again.  It’s a great project since it is fast and easy.  We had every level of sewing experience represented and everyone’s final result was perfection!
photo 3 (10) If you have a machine you can whip these up in no time.   Add a candle and they become the perfect hostess gift.  Everyone in my family has accumulated quite the collection.  One for each holiday/season … at least.

Even those who didn’t take part in the “craft” portion of the afternoon still had fun sipping on wine (a number of us drank the wine/sparkling water Giovanna special) and catching up.  Thanksgiving is almost here and one of the things I’m thankful for is being able to hang out and have fun with my lovely friends and family!

Sweet Kona Girl – Repost

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Today at the dog park Riggins, Asscher, Clover & I met a sweet pit girl.  She was hesitant but kinda and gentle and her face looked up at you with pure love.  This is amazing because of everything she had been through.  Although her back story is unknown by her current human mom she is afraid of chains and it is assumed she was chained up at one point.  She has scars on her face from other dog bites and, when dumped at the shelter, was emaciated as well as critically hurt due to a car hitting her.  Her current mommy’s organization raised money to get her out before she was killed.  As you can imagine a pit mix that needs a large amount of medical attention isn’t going to last in a shelter.  After surgery, food, and TLC she is a sweet girl who is happy to come up to you and get pets.

Her mom told me stories of how some people are afraid of her baby because of her breed while I explained folks were recently afraid of Riggins (of all the dogs I was walking) calling him out as, “the black one.”  As a reminder to all of us that it isn’t the dog, breed, or color that makes an aggressive/mean pet it is the owner I thought I’d share a post from earlier this year about one of the pit mix babies I’ve watched.

Enjoy.

Sweet Kona Girl

photo (19)Kona has been on vacay with us for almost a week and I realized I have never introduced you to her.  Shame on me!  Kona is her daddy’s little girl and a pit mix.  I’ve taken care of pit/pit mixes before but did a little research on the breed for you this time.

(All the knowledge I’m about to drop on  you comes from a Google search.  You can do a search and read numerous articles on the subject.)  The label “pit bull” actually covers a large range of dog breeds although isn’t a breed itself.  It targets those with a large head and square jaw like the American Pit

Pit actor and sitter! Source

Bull Terriers, American Staffordshire Terriers, and Staffordshire Bull Terriers.  The “Bull”dogs were originally used to control and bait bulls.  Crappy job but I guess someone had to do it.  The practice was banned in 1835, whew.  At that point some genius decided it would be good sport to put these dogs into pits with rats.  This practice was known as ratting and where the “pit” part of the name may have originated.  Side note – Riggins would LOVE to be in a pit with rats or possums

Helen Keller and her pit.  Source.

or squirrels or any other critter he could destroy.  As the dog moved into colonized America and Canada he/she where mixed with terrier breeds and used as farm and family dogs.  The Staffie Bull is known as “The Children’s Nursemaid” because of their protective and nurturing nature with children.  The breed, at their heart, is sweet, lovable and loyal.  It’s the assholes like Michael Vick that screwed it up for the poor sweet pits, destroying them physically and mentally by training them as fighting dogs.

Kona is a princess pit!  There is no doubt about that.  When she first came for a meet and greet her mom, dad, and 6 week old human sister came to check out her possible vacation home.  From the beginning Kona proved to be a team player immediately making herself at home with a pack that at the time, included Riggins, Bear, Jax & Dragon.  She happily hung out as Dragon tried to take her down by jumping over and over on her face!  Before the family left Kona’s new sister needed a diaper change.  I offered up my bed as a changing table and suggested Mom close the bedroom door.  She took me up on my offer and Kona sat guarding that door the entire time.  Loyal and protective of the new baby.

Kona is the first dog I’ve taken care of that sat by the door when she was dropped of and cried.  When she finally settled down she was happy to join us at the dog park to get her mind off of things!

image (26)Since she has been with us Kona has continued to be a sweetie.  She could also be described as needy and a scaredy cat!  Her first night I was in bed and one of the dogs heard something at the front door.  Dragon, Dexter, and Riggins took off to let the imaginary intruder know who was boss.  Kona, on the other hand, leapt into my bed on top of me and buried her face under my arm pit.  When I vacuum she shivers with fear in the corner (then pees on the newly vacuumed carpet).

Kona HAS to be with me 24/7.  Not just with me but on me.  Right now she is snoring next to my feet.  If I dared to stand up to get some water she would follow me to the kitchen, turn around and follow me back and plop down at my feet again!  She MUST sleep not just next to me but with some part of her body ON me.  If I have to leave her she cries and cries tugging at my heart-strings.

Kona, like all other pit breed mixes that have stayed with us, is incredibly cuddly and wants nothing but kisses and hugs.  I can’t imagine her biting a bull on the nose … unless the bull was a tiny stuffed toy!

Dirt Soup

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photo 1 (12)It’s getting chilly.  It even rained this morning a rarity in Southern California.  It’s soup weather!  I love homemade soup.  It’s so yummy and soothing.  It just makes me happy.  I made a vat (I can only make a large volume of soup.  It’s a full crock pot or nothing.) of chicken veggie the other day.  It was delicious.  I was looking for something new for my next soup yumminess and had decided to try to be healthy so I figured I’d make some lentil soup.

My friend Giovanna makes delicious lentil soup.  I watched her once and I swear all she did was put water, chicken, lentils & squash chunks in a giant pan and stirred it once in a while until it was done.  It’s delicious.  I figured I could do that!  To be on the safe side I looked up a few recipes online.  Then I ditched them all and did my own thing.  Now I have 3 large containers of soup that tastes like dirt.  Blah.  I failed but I have to eat the dirt soup because I made it and I’m not in a position to be able to toss perfectly good food out the window just because it’s a little “earthy.”

One of my friends is ill.  I offered to bring her some dirt soup (you know … pawn some off on her).  She declined.

For your reference here is how you make dirt soup:

* Take your lentils and lay them out to pick out “dirt and sticks” per all the instructions you read on the internet.  Decide that is dumb and after looking at it for a second or two scoop up all the lentils and put them in a bowl.  You are trying to be healthy and this is the source of protein in this soup so use a lot of them.

* Soak the lentils for 20 minutes then forget about them and realize you soaked them for about 3 hours instead.

* Toss the lentils, that have now tripled in volume and seem overwhelming but what the hell, into the crock pot.  Add 3 bags of frozen veggies.  I like to choose 3 different types so there is a lot of variety in case I don’t like something in one of them.  Pour in salt free chicken broth until the crock pot is nice and full.  Add some sort of variety seasoning thing just because it seems like a good idea.

* Turn it on high for two hours.

* Decided two hours isn’t enough because somehow the lentils are still crunchy.  Keep the crock pot on high and go to bed and read your book.

* When you are sick of reading your book and just want to go to sleep get up and turn off the crock pot.

* In the morning put the soup into containers and stick in the fridge and/or freezer.

photo 2 (12)* After exercise that night pull out one and warm up a bowl full.  Consume.  Realize you made dirt soup.  Feed some of the vegetables to the dogs to make it go away faster.
Supplement your dinner with some saltines.

Dirt soup.  It’s what’s for dinner.

(Pictures of the soup would be boring.  Think veggies floating around in a brownish liquid with weird pea colored things popping up now and then.  I’ve added pictures of the dogs for entertainment.  Please enjoy the adorableness of Riggins, Asscher, Clover & Mckenzie.)

How Soon is Too Soon

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photo 2 (10)Christmas.  Remember when you were in school (or an adult who teaches, works at Mattel, and/or most agencies & some studios) and you got winter vacation?  Not just a day or two but two whole giant weeks?  THAT was a blast.  If you ask my dad he will tell you all about how I would shake on Christmas morning because I was so excited to see what Santa brought me.  THAT was fun too!  I’m not a giant enormous fan of Christmas but I can’t deny it’s a blast.  A blast as long as it follows the rules of season and holiday etiquette.  I feel like this year Christmas has bullied poor little Thanksgiving into giving up it’s time in the spotlight.

As an adult I will tell you that Christmas colors aren’t nearly as pretty as Thanksgiving colors.  Fall always wins the pretty color palate debate.  All those browns, oranges, yellows, and greens.  Softer and easier on the eyes then the bright reds, greens, golds, and white.  I’m not ready for the shocking colors of Winter I’m still relaxed into the soothing tones of Autumn.  Which gets me to my point.  A point which will ultimately divide my readership into supporters and non-supporters.  Who said it was okay to put Christmas decorations out so early?  Did everyone forget Thanksgiving?  How soon is too soon to start this X-mas celebration?

photo 1 (10)When did the traditional timeline of post-Thanksgiving get moved up to decorating post-Halloween?  I just took my Halloween house flag down last weekend and now I’m supposed to skip by the cute turkey one and head right to the santa one?  Bah humbug I say!  Turkeys deserve their ornamental time!  A couple of weeks ago I drove by the Citadel (an outlet mall in LA) and there was a GIANT red bow on the front of the building.  Granted it was magical all lit up but it is showing itself WAY WAY WAY too early.  This week I noticed Pasadena had gotten out their holiday decorations along with their lights that make the street into a winter wonderland of light flakes (aka snowflakes made by giant lights vs. snow).  Again … I love those.  It’s fun to walk to Bar Method and skip through fake giant light flakes but it’s TOO EARLY!  Last week I went to the Americana on Brand (another mall) and the giant tree is already up and decorated.  ALREADY UP!!!!!!

What’s the rush?  I will give you Hanukkah.  That holiday is crazy early this year so I would allow some blue and white to sneak into the Fall scheme but Christmas needs to back off.  Maybe it’s the short shopping season (so I hear) that has the stores trying to push an early start on us.  Not a good excuse.  Haven’t they heard the saying “too much of a good thing isn’t a good thing.” — Okay that isn’t at all how the saying goes but you get my point.   I love the magical Christmas time but not for 3 months before the actual holiday.  Cool your jets people.  You know who you are.  You people who already have the Christmas channel as your default on your car radio.  You are almost to Thanksgiving.  Stay strong.  You can do it.

Will Work for Food

photo 2 (6)My phone buzzed at 6:30 this morning to tell me that the Dow Jones industrial average hit 16,000 for the first time.  Yeah? I guess.  Supposedly stocks have been rising sharply this year as companies report bigger profits.  Yeah for them … I guess.  How about these companies turn around and hire some folks.  Specifically me.  As much as I adore my dogs (I have 3 sleeping at my feet right now which means 2 are roaming around somewhere) I need to make more money.  To make more money I need to get a job.  To get a job I need to apply for jobs.  Well … I’m a freakin’ superstar at that.  If I told you the number of photo 1 (8)resumes I have submitted over the last year you would fall down into a sympathy coma.  I don’t want to do that to you.  Just know its a lot … a ton.  I’m not an idiot and I’m not a bad person.  I’m an intelligent, well-educated, good person with a very strong resume.  Which apparently means unemployable.  Let’s change that!  This week is the week something brilliant comes up!  (Fingers and toes crossed.)

Pillow Meet Pillow Case

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I’ve been making my bed for years.  Weekly I suck it up and strip down the dog hair covered linens and replace them with crispy clean new ones.  For my entire life I’ve put pillow cases on one way.  I grabbed the end with my teeth (some folks put them under their chin but I wasn’t one of them) and then forced the pillow into the sack and then violently shook it with all my might.  It didn’t work well and I nearly gagged each time I did it.  Still I stubbernoly continued doing that specific chore that way for years.  That was until I figured there had to be a better way.  A way that took less time and didn’t cause me to want to throw up.  Logically I knew there was no way every maid on the planet was making beds this way.  It was just too horrific.  I Googled other ways to do it and although they seemed super simple I couldn’t figure it out.  I used what I could from the tutorials and put together a signature move.  The Wendy Lobster Shimmy.  It is the best way to make naked pillows less naked!  (I realize people have been probably been using this method for years but I don’t care … it’s mine).  Here is what you do:

* Grab your pillow case and turn it inside out.

* Push your hands in and grab the two end corners from the inside.  Making lobster claws.

* Use your lobster hands to grab two corners of your pillow

* Flip the pillow case over.

* Shimmy it down!

Ta Da!  Confused.  No worries I made a tutorial video for you.  I look horrible in it so you are lucky I’m sharing it with you.  After watching it I thought about putting on make-up and shading, getting better light, finding a better location, and locking away the dogs.  All that seemed like a lot of work and I had already tried two takes so I wasn’t doing it again.  Please pretend I did …

Take 1:

Didn’t teach you much did it?  No worries here is take two (proof I need a professional make-up artist/team … and yes Asscher is humping me … she was excited by the entire production).

Take 2:

 

Catalina Our Way

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pizap.com13843869894131 This past weekend my good friend Giovanna ran her 4th Catalina Marathon.  Touted as one of the, if not the, hardest Marathons in the US.  Yet she still looks forward to the race!  She is a little crazy.  The good kind of crazy (not to mention super fit, disciplined and healthy)!  I’ve had the privilege of being there every time she crossed the finish line.  Last year I even ran the 10K.  Obviously not as difficult as the marathon but still full of Catalina hills!  We do a pretty good job of extending the race trip to cover the entire weekend and always have a ton of fun.  In the past the trip was made by her husband, Jack and myself.  This year Jack and our friend Tricia, who joined us, ran the 10K (her first race ever which she rocked) and our friend Martha joined in the fun Sat-Sun.  Since we consider ourselves experts of the island I thought I’d share with you some of the things we did this weekend in case you care to make the 26 mile boat ride from Long Beach to Avalon!

pizap.com13843871172981FOOD – Food is the name of the game.  In the past we have spent most of our meals at Jack’s and The Lobster Trap.  I put The Lobster Trap near the top of the best restaurant list.  By the time I get there I’ve eaten so much I’m not that hungry, plus I don’t eat seafood, so I stick with the artichoke and baked potato.  I’m told any of the local fish/lobster dishes are delicious.  Jack’s is a diner style joint and just what you expect from such a place.  This year we were finally able to try The Sandtrap which is a cool little eatery across from the golf course.  We had breakfast there a couple of times and it is delicious.  Mexican yumminess with a full bar and patio sitting.  What’s not to like about that?  Additional thumbs up to the Pancake Cottage and Catalina Cantina.  Both serve what you would expect from them and both are yummy.

DRINKS – Catalina is for lovers and drinkers … that’s for sure.  Everyone serves something to drink so it doesn’t take long to stumble upon a spot to wet your whistle.  We spend lots of quality time at JL’s Locker Room.  This is mostly due to its location near the race finish line.  It’s an easy walk from a table out into the street to see if Giovanna is on her way to the end of the race yet!  It’s a bit of a dive bar but I love dive bars so I’m all in.  You can bring in food from the burger stand or pizza places next door (the burger place pissed me pizap.com13843872733161off saying they weren’t open one morning when they obviously were so don’t go there).  We also manage to stop off at the Buffalo Nickel (one of the few joints you need transportation to get to) whenever we stop to get gas.  Jack and Giovanna love the Buffalo Milk, the islands cocktail of choice.  I’m sure the Buffalo Nickel has good food but we have only had the nachos.  They also have a buffalo head mounted at a level that allows you to take pictures with it.  A very important prop when drinking with your cell phone camera handy.  This year we stopped by Luau Larry’s.  “Where the bar meets the bay.”  Don’t expect to see any locals here.  It has “tourist” written all over it but is a fun teeny tiny joint with some guy singing any song you can think of (really his song book is huge) and drunk people dancing.  If you order the Wiki Wacker (drink) you get a free silly hat.  As my friend Tricia said “why doesn’t everyone order that.”  Of course we did.

FUN – Catalina is full of water sporty things to do.  We are often too tired from running and/or drinking to do much but we manage to fit in some non food/drink fun.  In the past we have done the Zip Line.  It’s a great adventure and I’d recommend it to anyone pizap.com13843874709441who visits.  Reserve early.  It’s the hot activity on the island and fills up fast.  This year we skipped the zip line and decided we wanted to go kayaking.  Going off a tip of one of Jack’s friends (and Jack’s insistence) we went to Wet Spot Kayaks and Tours for our fix.  A small business owned by Chip and his wife Michelle, Wet Spot is the hot ticket.  We chose to go on an adventure to Little Harbor on the other side of the island.  Chip was about as nice as they come and, having grown up on the island, knew everything and everyone.  He drove our group (and only our group — very private) to Little Harbor with lots of stops for history lessons and picture-taking.  He grabbed our lunch from the airport when we stopped there then set us up on a little beach that we had all to ourselves.  We got to walk around on the rocks, kayak in BEAUTIFUL water, sit down on beach chairs (supplied and put up by Chip) to take in the beauty and eat.  Jack and I even took a dip in the ocean.  Us gals didn’t bring swimsuits but that wasn’t an issue as Chip had wetsuits for us to wear.  We all gave the adventure 5 stars.  It was great to see the other side of the island, get away from the crowds, and hang out with such a nice and informative guy!  Defiantly see Chip if you get to the island.

PLACES TO STAY – We always stay at Hamilton Cove.  It is a condo type residence out to the side of Avalon.  The locals don’t love it.  The architecture, although beautiful, stands out on the island and apparently the developer ran out of money and went back on the promises he gave the town to get permission to build.  Even so …. it has the most beautiful views and every balcony faces the ocean with unobstructed views.  We stay here because each place also comes with a golf cart.  This is the only way to rent a golf cart more than one day at a time.  To tell you the truth though the golf cart isn’t really necessary if you are staying in town since everything is walking distance.  The golf cart gives you some extra freedom and ability to get to other streets up above the town with incredible views.  Since it’s a condo there is also the luxury of a full kitchen which we always take advantage of as well.

There you go!  This is how the cool kids do Catalina!  You should go.  It’s a blast.

CATALINA ECO MARATHON -“During the course of the marathon, you will traverse single track trails, ridgelines, and vistas that will afford views of the Pacific Ocean – from BOTH sides of the island. You will run through three entirely different eco-systems and see the plant life and animal life in each. Don’t be surprised to see buffalo on the course, seals in the water, and bald eagles overhead.” – race website

Caged Animals

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photo 3 (1)I’ve known the old LA Zoo existed for a long time and knew you could wander around in it but never tried to find it.  That is until this past Monday when I packed up Asscher and Riggins and decided to figure out where this mysterious place was!  Turns out it was pretty easy to find since it is also the location of LA’s Haunted Hay Ride (as well as Shakespeare in the Park) and it was the Monday after Halloween.  Crews were all over the place breaking down the spookiness.

For those that know the park the old zoo is on the East side just above the carousal and Shane’s Inspiration (universally accessible playground).  That is once you walk around the small hill that is in your way.  It’s a quick 5 minute walk from the carousal 2 parking lot or a shorter 2 minute walk from the old zoo parking lot, if you are smart enough to find it.

The entire old zoo is now a super cool picnic area.  There is a big open grassy area and lots of picnic tables and trees.  It has to be the best family picnic location of all time.  There are big animal caves (used in the Anchorman movie) and smaller metal cages a little further up the path.  Behind the caves is an old shed with more cages.  It’s all a little spooky.  The area is supposed to be haunted but I couldn’t figure out by whom or what.  Riggins did try to put on his brakes heading toward the caves and tried to wiggle out of his harness and retreat back.  If I believed in ghosts I would say he was afraid of other worldly beings waiting for him to stumble into their world.  I don’t … so I’m pretty sure he just wanted to stay and snack on all the crap that the Halloween picnickers had left all over the ground.

You can walk around in the caves and many of the cages.  The dogs had fun going in and out so I assume it would be a blast for kids.  Of course the entire place kinda smells like urine.  Not animal urine mind you the human kind.  I’d suggest a hot bath for all when you get home.

photo 1 (2)Now for some history (according to my Google search, so I’m assuming others already verified all this information).  The old zoo was opened in 1912 and shut down in 1965.  Although there were many visitors the zoo had a number of problems.  Built on the wacky Griffith J. Griffith’s ostrich farm it had 15 animals for its grand opening.  There was continuous hubbub about how the cages were too cramped for the animals and made for poor living conditions.  During the war they weren’t allowed to feed the animals beef and were forced to substitute horse meat which caused all sorts of health problems (I suppose that means the zoo is haunted by pissed of animals).  In the 1930’s the park was expanded by work crews from the Work Progress Administrations.  Finally the city passed an $8 million bond measure to create a brand new zoo and the old zoo was closed in 1965.  Animals were moved to the new zoo a few miles up the road.

photo 2 (2)My goal on Monday was to go to the old zoo and then make my way up to Bee Rock.  It is supposed to be a short 2.5 mile hike (round trip) that has a decent amount of elevation but isn’t horrific.  From this area you are supposed to have a great view.  Sadly we went the wrong way and ended up on a little loop back to the parking lot.  I’m not one to give up so we went there again this morning.  Unfortunately we, yet again, went the wrong way.  I’m not great with trail maps and directions.  That makes Griffith Park a great hiking location for me.  I’ve read about people getting lost but I don’t see how.  Just get to a peak, any peak and look around.  You will see some part of LA and just need to head in that direction.  We walked up and up for quite a while (further than the 2.5 miles we were originally going to go) and finally turned around and headed back.  It looks like the trail would have eventually gone around to the front of the park (by the Los Feliz entrance) but we didn’t have that kind of time!

Here is the kicker.  This afternoon a dead body was found at Griffith Park.  The place is enormous (4,310 acres) so there is no way it was found where we were.  WRONG.  IT WAS FOUND RIGHT WHERE WE WERE.  Supposedly hikers stumbled upon the body just above the Old Zoo by Bee Rock.  AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!  I’m telling you it is only a matter of time before Riggins brings me a human hand as a present on one of our hikes.  Imagine if I had figured out the right trail?!?!?!

Self Binding Receiving Blanket – How-To

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Asscher and Riggins model.

Asscher and Riggins model.

I tricked you again!  This isn’t really a step by step how-to since those are boring to write.  Instead I’ll just link you to the ORIGINAL how-to that I used.  You are way better off getting instructions from that lady than me.  Believe me.

This past weekend I went to a friends baby shower.  I’m not good at baby showers.  I never have been but it has gotten worse in my old age.  I don’t know if it is all the pastels (this party theme was “Breakfast with Tiffany” since the mother-to-be’s name is Tiffany so the colors were pretty cool), or maybe the overwhelming scent of flowers everywhere.  Perhaps it’s the silly games (games at yesterday’s function were painless … we have gone to/thrown a lot of these and have all learned) or the claustrophobic nature of oodles of women crammed into a small space.  If I’m being honest the entire event just leads to me being sad.  If you are a single with no children woman, like myself, baby showers can be somewhat torturous.  Thank goodness all your friends are around and it’s a joyful occasion or it would be too overwhelming.  Me?  I head right for the booze in a “Don’t (Note cupcakes.)mess with me just pour the champagne sans orange juice before my jealousy causes me to go insane and dive head first into those carefully displayed cupcakes!”  That’s right mothers-to-be if you want to know what your single/no children girlfriends are thinking during the festivities its pure jealousy calmed only by the soothing love of alcohol.  I suppose I may be the only person on earth who feels this way but I doubt it.  Perhaps I’m the only one who admits it.  

Still … baby showers are a happy time and even in my state I can see how overwhelmed with joy the mommy is.  Plus a friend’s baby shower gives me a reason to get out the sewing machine and be crafty.  THAT I really love!  (There is a JoAnns opening in my hood this Friday … I’m giddy.  I’m not going to be in town for the opening which kinda bums me out.  I bet it will be fabulous.)

photo 2 (1)My mom had recently made some receiving blankets for a friend and told me about them.  She had me at “self-binding.”  If you have ever made a baby blanket of any kind you know the binding is a real pain in the butt!  This blanket is “self-binding.”  THAT is something to celebrate.  

My mom and I carefully picked out material.  Of course I headed straight for the dog themes, as if there was any other choice.  My mom asked if the guest of honor like dogs and I said, “sure … who doesn’t?”  Since I felt bad for forcing my theme onto my friend I also picked out one just for her.  Because of my dog obsession my friend would get two blankets.

When I was ready to get started on the blankets I watched this how-to video.  HOW EASY IS THAT?  It’s kinda brilliant.  Self binding … and the corners … loving it!  Oddly enough it was as easy as the nice woman in the video made it seem.  The blankets turned out great and I HIGHLY suggest you give this a try.  It’s super fun and the result is an amazing burrito baby blanket!  Not just for babies … you can make them for anyone.  My mom photo 3made one for my sister’s puppy!  I love anything that can be marketed to both dog parents and human baby parents.  They are the two craziest of consumer groups and are goldmine!

To finish off the blankets, and make it painfully obvious they were handmade by yours truly, I added a couple little tags safety pined to each.  Everyone loved them and since you are in charge of the fabric choices you can control the colors and theme. Creativity at it’s finest!

There you go!  Get to sewing.  I’m off to take MY babies (Riggins and Asscher) for a walk!

  

Oarfish Found – Guest Blogger

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Josh and his mom

Josh and his mom

I don’t have any children (human) but I’m surrounded by my fake nieces and nephews (as well as the real thing).  One of the eldest is Josh Levitt (you know his mom from her guest blog).  He is sweet, kind, smart and all around a great kid.  Last weekend I was at a birthday party with his mom and the topic of Catalina came up … as it does.  Of course I asked her if she had seen the news about the giant ugly fish that had been found offshore and not only had she seen it she knew way more about it than me (which wasn’t hard since my knowledge ended there).  Turns out Josh had written an article on the topic for his weekly news based homework.  Each week the students in Josh’s 5th grade class have to find an article in the news then research it to write a short factual summary along with a different person’s perspective of the event.  Genius I say!  Well done teacher!  I would be in love with this assignment if I was in Josh’s class.  Creative writing and fact-finding.  I’m giddy just thinking about it.  In fact I think I’m going to go write one right now!  

Please enjoy Josh’s write-up below (It’s called The Watson Weekly which I’m sure means something but I didn’t ask what):

The Article:

Giant oarfish found off Catalina to be split for research

By Samantha Schaefer

Splash. Splash. A rare oarfish has washed up on Catalina. This rare fish was seen by a snorkeler about 20 feet underwater. The fish was dead, and it’s not the only one.

Another oarfish washed up in Oceanside, north of San Diego. This was found Friday, and is currently being examined. The other one is among the largest in 20 years, at an impressive 18 feet long. That’s longer than two people laying down, in a line!

This is not common, nor rare for this to happen. In 2010, another one washed ashore in Malibu. It was small, only 12 feet, or at least small for an oarfish.

Oarfish normally live at 700-3,000 feet deep in the water, so if they come up, it’s normally because of storms or starvation, which is bad.

Since oarfish are so long, scientists think we might have an answer to all the “sea serpent rumors” that have been a mystery for ages.

The oarfish will be dissected and sent to scientists all around the world for study. This fish proves that there is always bigger fish to fry, or find.

Multiple Perspectives:

When I found the fish, I swam near. That’s when I noticed the length of it. This was not normal. For one, I had not seen this peculiar type of before, so I was surprised. Second, when I saw it, it was dead.

I wasn’t sure what to do. After all, I’m just a snorkeler, not a scientist. So here’s what I did. I brought the dead fish up to the surface. Scientists were called to look at the fish.

Meanwhile, the other fish had washed up in San Diego. That was a different fish, but it was an oarfish nonetheless. I wonder if the two fish are related in what happened, but since they were found at almost the same time, I’m assuming that they are.

People remember the first thing that happened. That’s the way we are. So we only dissected the Catalina oarfish, not the San Diego one. People remember me for being the guy who found it, but I’m just a snorkeler.

This incident made me wonder if there are multiple oarfish down there, sitting ducks for hunters. We’ve had four washouts in the last 20 years, so I’m concerned. Good thing I’m a snorkeler, so I’ll keep my eyes peeled for oarfish.

Trends:

Catalina in the distance as seen from Runyon this morning.

Catalina in the distance as seen from Runyon this morning.

This oarfish has opened a door to a lot more questions in science. Normally, oarfish stay at greater depths, about 700-3000 feet below sea level. Therefore, finding one is uncommon, but not that uncommon.

Both oarfish found were already dead, so scientists wonder what happened. Did it die by starvation? Did it perish by being hunted? What else could have happened?

It seems like oarfish have been washing up from time to time recently: year-round recently. Two oarfish in 2013, one in 2010, and one in 1996.

If we had gigantic oxygen tanks, we could go deeper into the water and see what’s up the oarfish. However, since we don’t, we’re left with few options.

The option the scientists chose was to split it and send it to other scientists for study. Maybe then will we find the solution to the mystery, but until then, we have to stick with the clues.

Thanks Josh!  I hope you will share more of your articles with us.  You did a great job and your perspective from the divers eyes is a lot more eloquent than what I would have written it.  Mine would have just said, “It scared the poop out of me!”